Past CB: "Why would I need a truck? All I need in life is a station wagon"

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11/07/2018 at 20:15 • Filed to: How could this happen to me?, CBPosting

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Current CB: “You know, with all the gravel roads and living in a rural area, maybe a truck isn’t a bad idea.”

I’ve changed. Not for the better, not for the worse, but for the different. I keep looking at trucks. Help.


DISCUSSION (43)


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > CB
11/07/2018 at 20:21

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Any truck that isn't a brotruck is a good truck. Embrace the trucks.


Kinja'd!!! CB > blacktruck18
11/07/2018 at 20:23

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I might add a lightbar if I was to get one, so semi-brotruck?

All hail our lord and saviour, brotruck.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB
11/07/2018 at 20:24

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Booo! *Goes back to looking at Wranglers*


Kinja'd!!! CB > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/07/2018 at 20:25

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I’ll let you know what truck I buy in case you want to continue the theme of Canadians driving the same thing.


Kinja'd!!! Kim Jong - Healthy > CB
11/07/2018 at 20:25

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taking a hammer to the c urrent CB should do the trick.

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Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > CB
11/07/2018 at 20:27

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I think a ZR2 with the factory light bar is awesome.

Also, it’s factory so I am thinking it's a firm not bro.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > blacktruck18
11/07/2018 at 20:27

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Nah, #wagonlyfe or die

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yes, that’s a pitchfork in the ski rack

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I’d been rallying this car to/from my parents’ place quite a bit over a very muddy road... 


Kinja'd!!! CB > Kim Jong - Healthy
11/07/2018 at 20:27

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Wouldn’t be able to drive on the grids with that.


Kinja'd!!! CB > blacktruck18
11/07/2018 at 20:29

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Factory bro-trucks can happen. But yes, a ZR2 would be sweet, but is far too expensive.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > CB
11/07/2018 at 20:30

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Light bars is nice to have when on rural roads.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
11/07/2018 at 20:32

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I’m not qualified to help you.

An extended cab 4x4 extended cab not-too-bigly pickup actually solves all my first world problems. So of course, I'm wondering how I can spend twice as much on a Land Cruiser.


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > CB
11/07/2018 at 20:37

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I’m in a similar boat. I lifted my WRX because of desert trips and forest roads but now I want to get it back down to stock height and buy a cheap truck…


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > functionoverfashion
11/07/2018 at 20:45

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Jesus get some mudflaps on that thing, that mud is triggering my OCD.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > CB
11/07/2018 at 20:45

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*closes tacoma tab* I’m sorry, what?


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/07/2018 at 20:46

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Why not both?  https://northernwi.craigslist.org/cto/d/1982-jeep-scrambler-cj8/6733881396.html


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CB
11/07/2018 at 20:48

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I still don’t want a truck certainly not as my daily driver, but the need part keeps getting bigger. I’ll hold out until we get that nice house out in the stix then I’ll get s beater F-250 with a plow. 


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > blacktruck18
11/07/2018 at 20:50

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Well the factory ones rub on the paint a lot - I had them on my last one. What it needs is the rallyArmor ones, which might look at little VapeBro for me, driving an old bmw wagon to preschool drop off every day. So... there we are. 


Kinja'd!!! vicali > CB
11/07/2018 at 20:51

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I d a ily a dclb. AMA 


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > CB
11/07/2018 at 20:51

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I am thinking about a used ZR2 o nce Mrs. Blackcar’s MB is paid off.

I just know that if I try to haul something or whatever and it’s too small I will start hating it and be mad I didn’t bu y something bigger.


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > blacktruck18
11/07/2018 at 20:52

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The factory light bars aren’ t straight. I put a Go Rhino Sports bar and some eBay 12 inch lights :)   

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Kinja'd!!! CB > vicali
11/07/2018 at 20:53

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Why are used running trucks so expensive? Is it just because it’s the prairies?


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Brickman
11/07/2018 at 21:08

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Really, that’s garbage. When does it rub? Just when the truck flexes off-road or under normal driving ?

Also, t hat’s a good looking truck.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CB
11/07/2018 at 21:16

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Find a RWD station wagon you like. Lift it. For bonus points...put in a diff lock. It's not like it hasn't been done before...


Kinja'd!!! nermal > CB
11/07/2018 at 21:19

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Just give in and get one. 96 month loans are readily available if you need to keep payments low.

Maintenance is sooooo much easier on a truck than a car. Need to do an oil change? Just slide under it, no need to use ramps or a lift or any of that crap, there’s plenty of room.

Hit something? Dent it somewhere? Who cares! “It’s a truck, it’s meant to get beat up. ”

Have something smelly or dirty that you need to move? Throw it in the bed.

Has that special lady (or man) in your life put on a bit too much weight and they can no longer climb up into the cab of your truck? Just leave them, you still have 95 payments to make on your truck .


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > CB
11/07/2018 at 21:31

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This is a solved problem.

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Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > CB
11/07/2018 at 21:32

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I loved my old Nissan  - my biggest beef is that new trucks are just so fancy and expensive. I would never feel good using it as a truck - and then all the fun is gone for me...  Unless you are using it as your family vehicle, like a minivan with a short bed stuck on the back.  


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > CB
11/07/2018 at 21:46

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I really want a pickup truck but I can’t remotely justify it. All the rural driving and home improvement that I do can be justified with a Kia Niro


Kinja'd!!! vicali > CB
11/07/2018 at 21:52

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Expensive you say? I’ve got a Tacoma- it wrote the book on expensive..

Our truck does everything. c ommutes, c arries a ton of gear, pulls the trailer, easy to park, easy to drive.. the new 3.5 is only a few L/100km worse than the Forester.

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Wait until I put bigger tires on though..


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > blacktruck18
11/07/2018 at 22:00

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No flex at all that I notice , I left enough room between the cab to change the 3rd brake light bulbs.


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > CB
11/07/2018 at 22:00

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There was an immaculate, white, 4x4, extended cab Ranger at a dealership around the corner from my house a couple weeks ago that I found myself strangely drawn to. I don't think it was on the lot for more than a couple of days before it sold.


Kinja'd!!! Michael > CB
11/07/2018 at 22:38

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I told myself sports cars and wagons are where it’s at, no reason to take a MPG penalty for a truck/SUV

Now I DD a GX470 for a family that consists of me and my wife, and 2 dogs. It seats 8. *shrug*


Kinja'd!!! Longtime Lurker > CB
11/07/2018 at 23:40

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Saskatchewan where 4/5 new vehicles sold are trucks, suvs, and vans.

Everybody wants one.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > CB
11/07/2018 at 23:41

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I thought you lived in Regina?


Kinja'd!!! CB > thebigbossyboss
11/07/2018 at 23:54

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Nope, I was just there temporarily for work. I’m currently living about two and a half hours east of Stoon.


Kinja'd!!! NKato > CB
11/07/2018 at 23:56

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I drove Killer Queen through farmland out in the Moses Lake sticks. Went through a lot of unpaved road and over a rudimentary railroad crossing and she handled it just fine.

The mud from back then is still stuck to her. Trucks are overrated. 


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > CB
11/07/2018 at 23:56

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Churchbridge?


Kinja'd!!! CB > thebigbossyboss
11/07/2018 at 23:57

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Nope, just north of Wadena.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > CB
11/08/2018 at 05:59

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if you drive a bit on gravel / snow then yes i can see the need for one


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > CB
11/08/2018 at 07:25

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If you think you need a truck for gravel roads in a rural area, you’re doing it all wrong......


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Brickman
11/08/2018 at 20:56

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My bad, I mixed up 2 comments in my head.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > CB
11/08/2018 at 21:34

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I’m probably the biggest hater of trucks here. I disagree , get a lifted stationwagon with hi-pro tyres. 


Kinja'd!!! CB > Spanfeller is a twat
11/08/2018 at 21:37

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I mean, that’s what my heart says for a lot of reasons , and I’ve already dealt with most of my moving stuff, so the practicality of a truck is less needed, but my brain keeps going “if you put a cap on the bed, you can just take it off, and with it on you basically drive a giant wagon!”


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > CB
11/08/2018 at 21:43

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Well... I sometimes make the same argument about my car

My heart says that I’ll never drive quickly, so I don’t need a V6, but my brain keeps going “If you use eco mode, it’s basically the same economy and you drive a giant Q ship!” Which is a total lie... I’m lucky to break into the high 14l/100km range, and my car has never gone faster than 150km/h... so much for that stupid gas guzzling v6!

Trust me, don’t trust your brain... we tend to exaggerate what we need from cars....